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Principia Absurdia: The dissemination of blessed Non Sequiturs

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Your Argument Is Invalid: Various Tumblr Tricks and Tips

penguinsweaters:

Lose your mouse?

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niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt


Or, rather: why couldn’t the randy brats learn a little self-restraint and focus. The problem is theirs, not the girls.

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art-of-swords:

Gilded Pappenheimer Rapier

  • Dated: 1630

The elegant symmetrical hilt is fashioned of forged rectangular-section iron bars showing lamination and featuring horizontally recurved quillons with small button finials.

Emanating from the quillons are a series of interconnected looping bars, enclosing an integral round plate on each side pierced with holes framed by an incised double diamond. The sword has a faceted pear-shaped pommel with button.

The grip features two sizes of twisted iron wire and turk’s heads top and bottom. Diamond-section 38” Spanish blade deeply stamped with a different mark on each side of the ricasso. 

Source & Copyright: Antique Weapon Store

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Rude and Not Ginger: Jaime was more offended that they gave Brienne a wooden sword; not...

lovingastory:

literatigeek:

Jaime was more offended that they gave Brienne a wooden sword; not that they put her in a bear pit. Because he knew she could have taken that bear with a proper blade.

Jaime jumped in the bear pit and Brienne didn’t break down thanking him for saving her; she fought him on who was going to be protecting who.

Jaime bent down and let Brienne use his back to get out of bear pit (Why this imagery speaks to me I don’t know, but it does. The fact that’s how he helped her out.), and she in turn saves him by pulling him up out of the bear pit. 

Speaking of earlier episodes

Jaime and Brienne were (to my memory) the first Game of Thrones couple to be naked in the same room and not having sex. They were also given the same amount of naked screen time with similar shots; they didn’t show more of one over the other.

Brienne, by herself, took on three men while Jaime stood to the side and watched; protecting herself and him.

Brienne bested Jaime in a sword fight.

Jaime lied to protect Brienne, even though it ended poorly on his end. So in turn, Brienne attempted to stop Jaime’s torment and help him.

Basically, I’m rehashing all of this to bask in the glow of the perfection of these two being kick ass and equally so. 

YES. They are equals, and actually take turns being the distressed member of the couple, which adds to their insanely beautiful dynamic. Gotta love this oathkeeping, tropebreaking pair of badasses.

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The Fresh Ten Commandments: The Fresh Ten

The Fresh Ten

Recent events have made it clear that we are suffering from a broken moral compass. People today could use some general guidance.

Since the original ten commandments seem somewhat narrow and obsolete (too much focus on livestock, servants, and jealous god issues), here is a modest first draft of a fresh set.

  1. You shall treat all people with respect regardless of race, color, creed, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, disability, age, or national origin.
  2. You shall not kill, assault, nor intimidate with threats of physical violence.
  3. You shall not rape, sexually coerce, nor intimidate with threats of sexual violence. 
  4. You shall cultivate intellectual curiosity, be open to new ideas, and respect the scientific method.
  5. You shall not cheat, nor cheat others out of what is rightfully theirs.
  6. You shall not lie, deceive, nor spread lies about others. 
  7. You shall not steal, that is to say take or use what rightfully belongs to another person in a manner that causes harm. (Stealing is a trickier concept than it once was. How do you say yes to Fair Use and no to software patents?)
  8. You shall keep your promises.
  9. You shall not waste natural resources nor pollute the shared environment.
  10. You shall take responsibility for your actions and their consequences.

Clear?

Great. Re-post this everywhere and maybe it will sink in.

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Ryan McAwesome: werewolftoasterovens: ““ I think we ought to read only the kind of...

werewolftoasterovens:

““ I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound and stab us. If the book we are reading doesn’t wake us up with a blow on the head, what are we reading it for? We need the books that affect us like a disaster, that grieve us deeply, like the death of…

Anything by K J Parker. The Fencer Trilogy and the Engineer Trilogy are superlative.

Michael Marshall Smith: ‘Only Forward’, ‘Spares’, and ‘One of Us’ are all brilliant and creepy, and fit Kafka’s quote nicely.

 

I heartily recommend Warren Ellis’ recent novel ‘Gun Machine’

 

Anything by Mike Resnick or Charles Stross tends to be entertaining

Anything by Bruce Sterling tends to be fascinating

 

For ‘funny as hell’ try to find Phule’s Company by Robert Asprin

 

For a highly entertaining fantasy series, Glen Cook’s ‘The Black Company’

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thegoddamazon:

maymay:

“Repeat Rape: How do they get away with it?”, Part 1 of 2. (link to Part 2)

Sources:

  1. College Men: Repeat Rape and Multiple Offending Among Undetected Rapists,Lisak and Miller, 2002 [PDF, 12 pages]
  2. Navy Men: Lisak and Miller’s results were essentially duplicated in an even larger study (2,925 men): Reports of Rape Reperpetration by Newly Enlisted Male Navy Personnel, McWhorter, 2009 [PDF, 16 pages]

By dark-side-of-the-room, who writes:

These infogifs are provided RIGHTS-FREE for noncommercial purposes. Repost them anywhere. In fact, repost them EVERYWHERE. No need to credit. Link to the L&M study if possible.

Knowledge is a seed; sow it.

Pretty much.

Bloody fucking hell.

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colchrishadfield:

With deference to the genius of David Bowie, here’s Space Oddity, recorded on Station. A last glimpse of the World.

Huge thanks in the making of the video to the talented trio of Emm Gryner, Joe Corcoran and Andrew Tidby, plus Evan Hadfield and all at the CSA.

Truly epic! Talk about cranking it up beyond 11!

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unpretty:

naruto came on and they were taking some kind of ninja test but if you were naruto taking a test wouldn’t you just write I TURN INTO TWENTY STRIPPERS ON THE BACK OF A GIANT TOAD and be done with ninja school forever

This reminds me of Sifl and Olly’s ‘Ninja of the Night’ series.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6EM5N6CUzM