thatcheerfulchapeau please confirm your country’s shameful lack of bagels and defend yourself tia
Bollocks. We Australians know what bagels are. They are sandwiches made of lies and deceit. Who wants a bloody sandwich with a humongous hole in the centre of it?!
That’s less fucking sandwich for me to eat, and they expect me to buy into that con? Jesus Velociraptor Christ, woman. I’ll have a meat pie and some hot chips over a pissant bagel any day.